The Universal guide to proper bathroom etiquette

Using the bathroom is a universal necessity, and while it may seem straightforward, mastering proper bathroom etiquette can make a world of difference. In this lighthearted guide to proper bathroom etiquette, we’ll explore essential tips for using the bathroom properly in America, sprinkled with a touch of humor to keep you entertained. So, grab a seat (on the toilet, that is) and let’s dive in!

the guide to proper bathroom etiquette

The Guide to Proper Bathroom Etiquette

Start with a Splash of Style

Before you do anything else, let’s address the most crucial step in bathroom excellence: spraying the water in the toilet bowl with EarthSential Number 2 Perfume or Toilet Cologne. This magical mist will create a barrier that makes bathroom odors vanish into thin air. Ah, the wonders of modern bathroom technology!

the guide to Proper Bathroom Etiquette

Close the Lid and Flush

Now that your toilet bowl is stylishly scented, and used, it’s time to embrace the art of lid closing. Gently lower the lid before summoning the flush. Think of it as your personal magic trick—closing the lid contains the mythical toilet plumes and keeps them from terrorizing innocent bystanders. Abracadabra!

the guide to proper bathroom etiquette

Wash Away Your Troubles

Next up, the cleansing ritual of handwashing. Apply soap and water, then scrub away any remnants of bathroom adventures for a minimum of 20 seconds. Singing a bathroom-themed song (in your head, unless you’re feeling extra brave) adds a whimsical touch. Who knew washing hands could be so melodious?

The Perils of the Paper Trail

In the land of bathroom prowess, the path to proper waste disposal is paved with wisdom. Dispose of used toilet paper in the appropriate receptacle, sparing the plumbing system from undue stress. Remember, America runs on smooth plumbing, not paper chaos!

Keep It Clean

As you exit the bathroom, leave no evidence of your presence. Be a cleanliness ninja—wipe up any spills, aim accurately to avoid unwanted splashes, and maintain the restroom’s pristine condition. Leave behind a bathroom worthy of admiration and awe!

Citruswind scent by EarthSential

The Guide to Proper Bathroom Etiquette

Respect the Bathroom Sanctity

In the grand symphony of bathroom experiences, respect for privacy plays a crucial role. Keep noise to a minimum, avoid extended conversations, and gracefully navigate the delicate balance of personal space. Remember, even superheroes need their privacy, especially in the bathroom!

the guide to proper bathroom etiquette

Congratulations, fellow bathroom aficionado, you’ve made it through our whimsical guide to mastering bathroom etiquette in America! By following these tips, including the mythical toilet mist, lid closing magic, impeccable handwashing, proper waste disposal, cleanliness ninja skills, and privacy respect, you’ll be a bathroom superstar in no time. So go forth, conquer the bathroom world, and spread a little laughter along the way!

Proper Bathroom Etiquette starts here

#2 Perfume

Number 2 Perfume

8 oz Spray

Toilet Cologne

toilet cologne by earthsential, guide to proper bathroom etiqutte

8 oz Spray

GRAS Approved Ingredients Generally Recognized as safe by the FDA

The SAFEST All Natural Ingredients

EarthSential products are made with safety as our first ingredient! Our ingredients are all natural food grade and all found of the GRAS List, approved as SAFE ingredients by the FDA. Rest assured that our products are the SAFEST in the world, we made them that way.

all natural cleaner by EarthSential, elimnates the need for toxic cleaners


all natural cleaning wipes made by EarthSential


Air fresheners by earthsential


all natural by EarthSential, elimnates the need for toxic cleaners


Seasonal Spray Air and fabric fragrance


all natural by EarthSential, elimnates the need for toxic cleaners



published by EarthSential Logo

Why Every Woman Should Have

a group of women

Number 2 Perfume

by Bonnie Pellerin  Ι  Feb 19, 2024  Ι  2 Min Read

Transform the Shared

Siblings sharing a bathroom

Bathroom Experience

by Bonnie Pellerin  Ι  Feb 19, 2024  Ι  5 Min Read

Mastering Bathroom

Mastering bathroom etiquette in 2023

Etiquette in 2024

by Bonnie Pellerin  Ι  May 15, 2023  Ι  4 Min Read

Emma’s Dorm

Emma, at College conquering the dorm bathroom

Bathroom Journey

by Bonnie Pellerin  Ι Feb 19, 2024  Ι  3 Min Read